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bassed

Zoomer generation slang to describe a certain type of internet aesthetic derived from videos that make no sense where a whole lot of volume is added to the point where the video and audio gets distorted - which makes it cool and "funny". An extra layer above the Millennial's "Glitched" aesthetic. Etymology: Unknown; Possibly shortened form of "bad assed"
Zoomer Kid sends a weird looking emoji on Discord app coded as :NYEHAH:

Gen-X Adult: "lol. That's an UGLY, UGLY Crying Laughing emoji - what's that all about?"

Zoomer Kid: "wut? Itz bassed. u dnt get it cuz u 2 old"

Gen-X Adult:

"Sad. You're obviously one of those brainwashed internet-raised, classically-illiterate kids raised by a single mom who had no time to give you love, attention & affection - or afford a babysitter - so she had no choice but to throw a $60 tablet at you at age 2 to keep you from bugging her and keep you quiet in the corner."

Zoomer Kid: "Nyehah"

Zoomer Kid goes back to playing computer game and watching YouTube simultaneously.
by Verbivore_Whore December 12, 2020
mugGet the bassedmug.

Bass

The part of your body between your BALLS and your ASS. Derived by combining Balls + Ass = Bass. A.K.A. "Gooch", "Chode".
1. Before that chick gave me head, she went down and licked my BASS royally!
2. Went camping all weekend, and haven't showered yet...Boy, my BASS is extra ripe, containing a funk of a thousand smells!
by Butt Boy 75 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Bassmug.

Basse

He is the very gay, he fucks horses everyday. He does not have a life. Basse is a bad person with a tiny penis.
Who is that?
That is Basse.
Ah the gay person.
by Lover321123 February 3, 2020
mugGet the Bassemug.

bassing

Yo, Homes why you bassing me!
by The Big Swede June 25, 2006
mugGet the bassingmug.

Bass

A four stringed instrument that is not the fish. :) ok!
by Bassitha October 20, 2019
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Bass

the lowest sound in an orchestra.

Also known as a floor fiddle
Person 1: hey look its the bass
person 2: no thats a floor fiddle
by Band is better January 22, 2020
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Bass

A term used to describe something that isn’t good, generally the opposite of “bussin”.
Man, this shit is bass.
by GareWolf June 8, 2022
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