barking mad

Furious, apoplectic, absolutely beside oneself with rage. (Imagine a rabid dog, foaming at the mouth and - wait for it! - barking...)

Can also refer to someone who is unbalanced (using "mad" in the British sense, referring to an insane person).

I think Dick Cheney's just barking mad.

by The Divine Miss M February 25, 2006

[bob barking]

bob barking is when a man cums in the back of a woman's throat as she try's too say "the price is right" without coughing or choking

hey honey do you want too play bob barking tonight "i can't my throat is still sore from the last time you ejaculated in my throat as i tried to say "the price is right".

by daniel a wood January 19, 2009

clive barkering

The art of throwing one's semen at rapid speed.

"After playing Cliver Barker's undying, I wanted to dabble in the skill that is; Clive Barkering."

by drewkulele September 23, 2015

Barking

Basically, gossiping.

If you don't stop barking I will beat yo ugly a** up.

by ArandomGAL August 13, 2019

barking spider

The common name of a mysterious specie of spider. Its full name is the California Wood Barking Spider. Known to make appearances after eating BBQ'd food and drinking large quantities of beer. Also very commonly shows up after Chinese or Mexican food has been ingested. Has yet to be seen by any living person, giving rise to the theory that it may in fact be a microscopic specie of spider. Scientists can not agree on much, but what they all agree is that this is one creature whose bark is clearly not worse than its bite. And by bite, of course the foul stench that follows the bark is being implied.

Person 1: Dude, what the hell was that? Did you just crap your pants?

Person 2: Nah man. It was one of those dang barking spiders.

by E. P. Smith August 30, 2007

barking frogs

Similar to barking spiders. When someone flatulates, you blame it on the barking frogs.

A: *farts loudly* Did you hear those barking frogs?
B: Yep, they're really loud today.

by ATXD March 5, 2008

barcoding

When you've been drinking a little too much and alternate between being blacked out and drunk but able to remember things. Similar to "browning out" or "greying out," but better and more accurate.

"Dude, I totally barcoded last night. I don't remember how I got to the bar, but I remember dancing on the table there."
"Yeah I could totally tell you were barcoding"

by mars and soph November 10, 2019