Adendum

A brootal(!) Death-core band from Tampa, Florida. The most brutal-est, most hardcore-est, most awesome-est band ever to walk the face of the Earth. They are notorious for their 70+ minute song, consisting of Spanish gypsy scales in the key of C-major. Most of their song typically talks about how tight their clothing is, and how it causes them constant suffering and torture, and about how they regret that they forgot to add the "D" in their name to get an actual word.

Brootal Boy 1: Hey dude, why are you called "Adendum"? Isn't it supposed to be "Addendum"?

Adendum Band Member: Son... I am disappoint...

by Brootal Fan #2 April 24, 2010

Fifth Amendment

The infamously-controversial and widely-abused "white lightnin' defense" article in the Bill Of Rights. it allows for leniency based on whether the offender was intoxicated (ie., if he'd consumed a "fifth") during the commission of his crime.

Ollie North pled the Fifth Amendment during the Iran-Contra scandal, but I dunno... he sure as shootin' looked sober to me!

by QuacksO July 4, 2018

2nd Amendment

The only failsafe against government tyranny that democrats are trying desperately to get rid off.

The 2nd Amendment grants the American people the right to keep and bare arms to fight against tyrannical government.

by cloneforce99 July 3, 2021

1st amendment

used excessively to explain the ownership of multiple firearms
basically a law that states you have a right to defend yourself

i have the right to buy firearms because the 1st amendment allows it.

by rocky road monster January 12, 2015

2nd Amendment

The right of militia. But nobody cares about that, It's all about the right to keep and bear arms.

Guy #1 - I have a 2nd amendment.

Guy #2 - Yes

by Yes Man Jr December 10, 2020

second amendmented

The act of injuring oneself or someone else with a firearm, usually accidentally. Most often due to a failure of the firearm holder to exercise basic firearms safety protocols. The failure is sometimes unintentional, but can often be an intentional refusal to handle firearms safely.

A Michigan man second amendmented himself at a Victoria Secret store last Friday.

by jesster79 December 29, 2019

Amendment 27

Don't Hate, appre-ciate

Diana-hey you, i hate your shirt
Kendall- your breaking amendment 27

by rumpppppppppppz August 3, 2011