awake dead

It is that strange thing when you are awake but can't move at all for the first few minutes after you wake up.

This morning I was awake dead and I was scared.

by Uniquelionheart December 22, 2010

Abaseen

hes a cutiiie piee, mostly a name for afghaan babiesssss. <3

he likes most people except people who forcibly try to impress him.

baby cutie little amazing

wow he's sure an abaseen!

by Saaadafqt January 7, 2012

abase

v.t.r & refl. To humiliate or degrade someone.based on the late Latin word "bassus"

He began to abase the man behind his back.

by Mikethegreat scouser December 26, 2006

Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.

After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.

by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010

Sexual Awakening

The first time in a person's life that they experience a euphoric feeling and desire to be physically intimate with someone.

Timmy: Before I laid eyes on Kelly Kapowski, I thought girls were icky and had cooties.
Johnny: Ahh, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.

by AngelJesusGonzalesSmith April 27, 2019

Italian awakening

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.

Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!

by bt February 20, 2003

Rustam Abakayev

Form the streets of Moscow this cat is a new bread of Russian gangster to arive in the U.S he is a ruff rider who likes women, vodka and baseball bats. He rolls with the ARMB (ABI) and loves using deadly force. He is quite often drunken and is belived to be the Russian offspring of Rick James.

Rustam quotes "Shut the fuck up, you mother fucking puusy faggot, before I fucking kick your mother fucking teeth out, castrate your homsexual ass, and drown you in a fucking river. You think I am scared of your mother fucking puusy gay ass cliq...Fuck no, bring them to I make them speak Russian, Bitch I will cut you!"

by matt ( Jinh) brennan March 22, 2005