Winter Tears

When the cold weather or a gust of wind forces your eyes to water and hot tears to spill down your cheeks, prompting people to ask "What's the matter?!"

Winter Tears could be an acceptable to use if you don't actually want people to know you're crying. However, during an episode of genuine Winter Tears, there are those that won't believe you weren't sobbing. Thus, the Winter Tears phenomenon is dreaded by young males.

"What's the matter?"
"Don't worry, it's just winter tears"

by MagickDio September 22, 2011

Winter Warmer

An individual (typically female) who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's needs.

Distinctive pattern of a winter warmer:

- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports News channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home
- Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing

by One Unintended January 7, 2012

winter fling

Winter fling- when two people team up for the winter. The couple may do things like watch movies, drink hot chocolate, go to museums, out to dinner, sex, anything to beat the winter blues. Couple is usually exclusive

Mark and I have a winter fling.

by Urbana November 22, 2014

Winter Park’d

The act of being singled out or accused unfairly by fellow co workers within a police department. Usually occurs when the administration is bored and problem employees are allowed to make false accusations resulting in an internal Affairs Investigation. Can also function as a guise to discipline current employees that are simply “not liked” members of the command staff.

“Man this department is crazy, I can’t make it through the year without getting Winter Park’d”.

by IA4LifeRozner January 26, 2019

Winterbourne Academy

what do i say about this retarded, full of smokers, slags and down right sinners. this school cares more about the quality of your uniform then your work. don’t have a blazer? good luck getting into your GCSE exam. and not to mention the seagulls who swarm the playground. oh and all the teachers have a slight aroma of loneliness and coffee

‘bro i just went to Winterbourne Academy for a manage move’
‘how was it’
‘fucking disgusting i think i have autism now

by Don’t hate just relate November 8, 2019

Ethan Winters

The cutest man ever I swear the things I would do to fuckinf ethan winters 😍🙏

person 1: who’s the cutest/sexiest/hottest/handsomest/prettiest/adorable re character?

person 2: ethan winters.

by ethanwintersloverlol August 17, 2022

Wintellectual

A portmanteau of wit and intellectual. A wintellectual is a person who is in possession of both wit and intellect. It's a rare combination of human traits usually found in people who are either homosexuals; or heterosexuals who have experimented with homosexuality. They usually have a huge fan following on social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter and are often quoted by dullards and lesser beings for the purpose of getting laid. Wintellectuals are immensely erudite and articulate and have so much gravitas about them that every time they fart, it causes their fanboys to fap furiously.

Benjamin (Political Philosophy student at Oxford): Did you read Stephen Fry's amusing article in The Guardian about women and sexuality?

Maximus (Oriental Studies student at SOAS): Oh yes. I happen to follow him on Twitter. He tweeted a link to that. Must say he is one wintellectual ass bandit. fap fap fap.

by Grandmaster UZ December 3, 2010