Wedding Band  

Similar to the female wedding band, but contrary to popular belief, the male wedding band is actually placed around the males nuts after sex on their wedding night.

Matt cant go out with us tonight because he has a wedding band now and his brain is affected.

Wedding Band by EMARG December 14, 2008

wedding cake 

When you are about to cum, pull out, cum in your hand, and then smear it all over her mouth.

hey honey, how'd you like your wedding cake early?

wedding cake by Mozes April 6, 2005

Wedding Marth 

The character Marth, from Fire Emblem and the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically wearing his white outfit.

He's gonna kick your ass using wedding Marth. You can't win.

Wedding Marth by Chaos_Dude July 18, 2006

wedding cake syndrome 

The layers of fat you see on the back of a woman.

My shirt & bra are way too tight. Do I have the wedding cake syndrome?

wedding cake syndrome by Dawn Marie October 9, 2005

wedding ring 

an object that will stop things from putting out.

ex-1
thay sould use a wedding ring to stop the bp oil spill from putting out all that oil.
ex-2
after he put that wedding ring on, i heard he stoped putting out.

wedding ring by ramonski2 June 15, 2010

Wedding Cake 

Wedding Cake is the term used to describe the exact point at which a man can expect to losing the following:

1. Freedom
2. Sex
3. Friends
4. Manhood

At this exact point also, he will gain the following:

1. Chores
2. Celibacy
3. PMS
4. And a minivan

Dustin: "Jon I hope you know what you are getting yourself into!"

Jon: "Yeah man, everything is great."

Dustin: "I don't think you know what is in that Wedding Cake!"

Wedding Cake by Devious Tuning February 12, 2009

Wedding gown 

A gown worn by a woman on her wedding day.

See also: wedding dress.

"Who designed your wedding gown?"
"Alfred Angelo. It's style number 1797."

Wedding gown by JaaagMan December 31, 2011