vajanitor

a slang term for "douche", saying she wouldn't just need a douche, but a vajanitor.

"she wasn't so fresh, i think she should invest in a vajanitor."

by notmyrealname444 September 1, 2011

Varnith

The Bestest Awesomest Base huduga .

Varnith is one sike base huduga. The best there is , the best there was , the best there ever will be.

by anonymous January 30, 2021

Coffin varnish

Alcohol, especially moonshine

He gave me some of that homemade coffin varnish he drinks. I couldn’t. I had to spit it out into the sink.

by Dawn Chorus May 4, 2020

coffin varnish

Very strong coffee, especially coffee brewed with Dr. Pepper, caffeinated water, or yesterday's coffee instead of normal tap water. Features may include an oily sheen, a strong chemical aftertaste, some form of cheap alcohol mixed in, or a horrible sense of impending doom after consumption.

I drank coffin varnish to stay awake all through finals week, and now I'm afraid to fall asleep because the walls are breathing.

by rumpuskat July 30, 2009

varnished eel

Having a cock so hard is resembles a varnished eel

Neil: Pete had dropped five Viagras the other night, man, the dude was up all night, his cock looked like a varnished eel.
Pete:Hey man, I'll have to stop the Viagra dude, my love trunction looked like a peeled tomatoe after a 10 hour session last night.
Neil: Nice one!

by slickeel October 22, 2011

varakis

The utter and undeniable definition of the following:

Life sucks, and then you die.

(for further reference, see: "World of Serzahnk" by James C. Woodall.)

e.g. "You're such a Varakis."

by The Firgof April 5, 2005

varnished

another word for posh or upper class

jess: whoah chamberlain you are so fucking varnished its insane
chaimberlain: i do not need your unnessecary opinions thank you very much.

by donkey munt January 30, 2018