varakis 

The utter and undeniable definition of the following:

Life sucks, and then you die.

(for further reference, see: "World of Serzahnk" by James C. Woodall.)

e.g. "You're such a Varakis."

varakis by The Firgof April 5, 2005

eugeni varakin 

coolest russian hockey player ever

person1: do you know eugeni varakin? person 2: oh that really cool hockey player?

eugeni varakin by elliot, victor, mathew January 1, 2009

Varakitsomboon 

Someone who likes to take people's phones and text everyone on their contact list.

Watch out everyone don't leave your phones on the table, there is a Varakitsomboon on the loose.

Varakitsomboon by Non fat milk February 19, 2012