moot(vagina) 

A ladies front-bottom.
Pronounced like foot

"Your moot(vagina) is slightly fishy this evening"

moot(vagina) by Moot of Wisdom November 27, 2013

vaginese 

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.

My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.

vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

Vaginese 

people who live the country Vagina

"The Vaginese are coming"-Father Dougal McGuire

Vaginese by Haxer122 October 29, 2023

Vagina Monojog 

Bitches running by themselves.

Becky was feeling fat and lonely, so she decided to go on a vagina monojog.

Vagina Monojog by ATLGA21 February 12, 2010

Glove Vagina 

A hole in the leather on the inside of a baseball glove (often occurring in older worn out gloves).

When the coach says "Why didn't you throw the ball", the player says "It got stuck in my Glove Vagina and I couldn't get the ball out."

Glove Vagina by SanfordBraun November 9, 2010

jean vagina 

A rip in the middle of your jean pants that you can stick multiple fingers in. Located near the scrotum.

"Dave your jean vagina is showing dude close your legs or change your pants"

jean vagina by No look swish May 24, 2017

Magic Vagina 

Magic Vagina

Noun;

The female sexual reproductive organ of a femme fatale that male victims are unable to get out of their system.

Females/they/them's with a magic vagina will experience their suitors and conquests unable to get over them. As such these lost souls will keep returning unable to move on with their lives.

Similarly hypnotic in nature as the call of the Siren to shipwrecked sailors, the magic vagina's hold over its victim is compelling and total.

"Have you heard any more from Basil since you two broke up, Clare?"

"He keeps messaging, sending flowers, and calling me at work, Dan - it's like he's totally obsessed."

"Really? It was three years ago, I don't know why he can't move on - it's like you have some kind of magic vagina, or something!"

Magic Vagina by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023