update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.

This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.

by beekachu222 November 28, 2016

Updaet

A total loser.

Look at that Updaet!

by Totally not Updaet February 20, 2019

Update drowning

Update drowning occurs when a game developer(s) add useless updates to their game or that make the experience more laborious than fun

Hey bro, why don't you play gta online anymore?

Oh, they started update drowning it.

by KentuckyFriedHumans February 18, 2021

Doing updates

Describes the art of skiving. Is often used when in a panic to think of an excuse or to conceal the fact that you are doing absolutely nothing.

Is my Computer ready yet? No, It's doing updates.

What are doing round the other side of that bench? I'm doing updates.

You busy? Yeah, doing updates.

by Mappyl November 4, 2013

snapchat update

the stupidest most disappointing and annoying thing known to man kind

Julie-“hey did you hear about the new snapchat update?”
James-“Yeah, it’s literally so stupid.”
Jack-“Yeah, I wish we could have the old snapchat back.” :(((

by LoveChipotle157 February 7, 2018

Clitoris Update

The act of updating one's clitoris, and can be measured by one's ability to hunt or gather.

"Wow Reigen's really got that clitoris update, version 4.0"
"uhhe hah h h *emoji*"

by clitoriswhore August 14, 2019

updogg

when someone says " wow it really smells like updogg in here" and another more retarded person would ask "whats updogg" then the previous retard whould then reply " not much g how bout' you".

"wow homie you really smell like some updogg"
"really my nizzle what is updogg"
"not much homes"

by E city Rollers January 30, 2008