Turtle

A charismatic megafauna that teaches people the benefit of patience, sticking their necks out, and being comfortable in their own shell.

Friend: I don't know... I just want it all now.
You: Dude channel your inner turtle.

by Zepolness February 1, 2016

turtle

Rolling your surfboard over to allow a large wave to pass over you.

That set was gnarly, I had to turtle twice to get past that lineup.

by Wave Kiper July 31, 2006

Turtleing

A sex move performed on females, where the other participate makes the awkward turtle* with their hands, but closes the fingers over top of each other to create an almost a fist, and turns to a 90 degree angle and proceeds to penetrate the vagina with the fist, while rubbing the clitoris and anus with the thumbs.

*For those who don't know the awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other, palms facing down with the thumbs pointing out the side, and rotating your thumbs as if they are flippers.

I cant wait to use this new turtleing sex move man!

by louise46 December 10, 2010

turtle

Someone who is slow at realizing just about anything. They comprehend something 5 minutes after you say it. They are usually awfully slow.

"Man im no turtle!"
"I said you were an hour ago"

by iamthyturtle January 13, 2012

Turtle

Similar to a dutch oven in the sense that you cut a disgusting fart and cover your girl's head under the blanket. She then sticks out her arms and legs kicking but her head is under the blanket and she looks like a turtle.

My girl loves the idea of me giving her a nasty turtle

by daking June 5, 2005

Turtling

1. To perform anal sex while the recipient is experiencing the need for a large poo, eg. "Banging the turtle's head".

2. To have a large (solid) poo and freeze it, then, after 24 hours or a suitable time period, use it to perform vaginal/anal sex (oral not recommended unless you are German). Once used, the brown dildo may be refrozen and used again. This is especially good for eco-friendly hippy types as it promotes recycling.

1. Girl: "The turtle is poking his head out . . ."

Man: "Don't let it go yet! I want to turtle the shit out of you!" (pun intended)

2. Man: "I just had the most enormous dump!"

Girl: "I hope you didn't flush, it's my birthday tomorrow and I was hoping we could do some turtling."

by Giant Cookie February 24, 2010

turtling

In Tribes, and probably other games, where the flagholder hides inside the base where no one can get them. This is generally outlawed on base servers, as it leads to boring, stalemated games. Also one of the reasons why o sniping isn't allowed.

by plankton_king March 22, 2003