Definitions by daking

Turtle 

Similar to a dutch oven in the sense that you cut a disgusting fart and cover your girl's head under the blanket. She then sticks out her arms and legs kicking but her head is under the blanket and she looks like a turtle.

My girl loves the idea of me giving her a nasty turtle

Turtle by daking June 5, 2005

Sloppy D 

When a females dumper is so outrageously large it tends to look like a sloppy mess.

That stripper had such a sloppy d it shook like 20 pounds of jello.

Sloppy D by daking May 26, 2005

Tim moate 

king of fags
see also homosexual

Tim moate by daking April 30, 2003