trumpet player

A trumpet player is someone who:
a) plays the trumpet. obviously.
b) kisses amazingly. Trumpet players not only have the strongest lips in the entire marching band, it makes them great kissers.

- "Oh i heard you hooked up with Timmy on Friday...Is he any good at kissing?"
- " Of course he is! He plays the trumpet. You do know what they say about trumpet players don't you?"
- " Of course, they're the best kissers."

by soapylemon March 20, 2009

Swedish Trumpet

A blowjob at Ikea

After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.

by Wufpup July 12, 2009

Spunky bum trumpet

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.

My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.

by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005

ragman's trumpet

A trumpet played by a rag and bone man

He wants fucking with a ragman's trumpet

by disloyal subject February 22, 2012

Trumpetry

"Trumpetry" a new word meaning the same as to blow your on horn by talking boastfully about oneself or one's achievements.

Donald Trump speaks with much trumpetry. My inspiration for this new word. He loves to toot his horn! Not necessarily an insult but the truth!

by Sisika October 2, 2015

Sad Trumpet

the act of slowly masurbating while staring into a mirror and crying.

The man was feeling particularly depressed wednesday, when his wife caught him doing the sad trumpet in the living room. Wearing nothing but his socks, he slowly tugged one out while staring at himself full length mirror. Dejected tears rolled slowly down his cheeks to the sound of TAPS playing quietly in the background.

by z0mbieparade November 14, 2013

Monkey Trumpet

Blowing into ones butthole

The girl from the bar last night let me give her a monkey trumpet

by Seeryulz May 16, 2020