Troglodickery

"Troglodickery" - The practice, by People of a Certain Age, of proudly wielding the willful ignorance of and refusal to remain abreast of technology as some sort of Badge of Justified Incompetence...until their technology no longer supports them. Then, BLAMING THE TECHNOLOGY and coming to those who've remained Current, demanding immediate resolution of the preventable problems they have effectively invited into their lives.

Troglodick

Troglodickery: "I was just too dumb to figure out how to work my Apple laptop, so I returned it. Now I can't get my Vaio PC to talk to my TV and play my iTunes and iPhoto. Tell me how to fix that! I have people coming over, tonight."

by SilverfoxKO June 21, 2014

Troglodyte

A person who lives away from the coasts and metropolises, once referred to as a 'hinterlander' but no longer deserving of that otherwise-dignified term. He regards himself as a "real American" and his culture as that of such. He is adamant about his Second Amendment rights but isn't very interested in those other, less-relevant amendments that only the judges and politicians- who he scorns as being "leeches"- care about. He hates the idea of more laws, government or regulation of anything that reduce what he regards as "freedom", itself a word that he flings about without care. He hates non-real Americans, i.e. American citizens who are unlike himself, and those who he hates the most passionately are Muslims, all of whom he associates with the 9/11 attacks. In his telling you what's wrong with the U.S. and the way things ought to be, he could endlessly expand this definition without even knowing he is doing so.

Troglodyte: indoor-smoking, hard-drinking, pickup truck driving, Muslim-hating, liberal-hating, foreigner-hating, homophobic, gun-loving, self-assumed Christian who hasn't set foot in church in "only God knows when".

by CA liberal scum August 30, 2010

Troglodyte

A person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant, old-fashioned, or bias. Entrenched in their own ideology to the extent they can't see the forest for the trees.

I didn't vote for Hillary Clinton because I'm not a troglodyte.

by Model50000000000 May 8, 2017

Tromooonkeyurtle

A tromooonkeyurtle is a strangely tall red neck person who prefers to live in South Dakota. He looks like a mix between a troll, moose, monkey, and turtle. He hooks up with High school juniors who are highly intoxicated a week after losing his virginity. (Only drunk girls are attracted to this beast....) After said hook up, the girls will be miraculously teased by their friends and will feel extreme regret.

"Look, over there! Its a Tromooonkeyurtle, ahhhh whats it doing to that poor girl." _Bystander 1
"I think its on top of her.... how gross!!!!!" -Bystander 2

Or

"EWWWWWWWWW! My friend just hooked up with a Tromooonkeyurtle, I have lost all respect for her..." -Friend 1
"I know right... Someone was horny" -Friend 2

by innocentbystander777 July 14, 2012

Trogols

a very kaka player at football who complains aloty

poo: ur such a trogols
paul: bro i aint even bad

by Wednesdayyx January 12, 2023

Trogdor

A dragon once presumed to be a man, and then a dragon-man. Features include an S-shape and a more different S-shape. The S-shapes are closed up real good at the top and are detailed with consummate V's. Also included are small wings in case he is a wing-a-ling dragon and a big, beefy arm coming out of his neck. Also called "Trogdor the Burninator" and is very majestic. Burninates the countryside, peasants, and thatched roof cottages, preferrably in the night. Occasionaly smites a Kerreck, which results in all being laid to burnination.

And the Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination!

by Joe Taco June 4, 2004

troglodyte

A boot lipped, crotch grabbing monkey who if they can't eat, drink or fuck something is not interested in it.

Mustafah is such a troglodyte; He has to bear down on the push-to-talk button to get a word out!

by Fedifensor September 17, 2006