toothpick

The utter proof that society has lost it's head.

Have you ever read the wrapper of a toothpick?
No?
Well you might find that that clears it up for you.

by [GUC] a monkey August 11, 2003

toothpic

A Northside boy with alot of attitude and will kill yo ass just if he dont have a ciggiratte every 15 minutes!

"Whooo, toothpic's pissed! somebody hook him up with a 'port!

by northside boys October 2, 2003

siamese toothnipple

two people attached together at the tooth and the nipple

its unfortunate that earl and dale's mom had sex with her brother. they will always be laughed at for being inbred siamese toothnipples.

by d siegs April 17, 2010

A toothpick a day

Sucking on a toothpick everyday like a gangsta. Until overtime the small microscopic wood particles collect in your intestine and it explodes. Requiring you to have a colostomy bag (crap bag) hooked onto your lower stomache.

Want a toothpick bruh. Nah man, a toothpick a day got me crappin in this bag.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018

toothpick

What resembles tyson's dick

hey toothpick boy!

by Josh March 23, 2004

Toothpicks

Used to get food out of you teeth! Or they make gr8 pressies for your friends if your weird

Would you like a toothpick for xmas???

by Michelle December 12, 2003

Chinese Toothpick

a chinese mans dick i.e small

that guy put his chinese toothpick in her mouth.

by Beachbum760 May 12, 2009