token penis

The one male in a group of females. Usually the male has to do tasks the females don't wish to or are unable to do.

Tom was the token penis at our card game and had to get on the ladder to change the lightbulb.

by arktikwife April 24, 2011

token dude

A guy who has a girls attention for a long time, feelings toward him always overpower any other crush, even when the girl is aware of him being unavailable or not interested.

Lucy, you have a boyfriend, why are you still thinking about Alex?!?
I just cant help it, he is my token dude..

by bestpussyever July 5, 2018

Token fat chick

this is the girl in every group of friends that nobodies really sure whose friend she is, or who called her out, but is mysteriously always around at parties bars clubs and any general weekend get together. this chick is morbidly obese by medical definition wich is a minimum of 50 pounds overweight. She for some reason acts like she is sexy and is overly flirtatious with the known single guys in the group, and typically makes obscene and unwelcome comments such as: you can touch my breasts, ill go down, do you want a backrub, you know you like it, and i love penis. She is also usually very grabby. to add insult to injury this girl is almost always painfully unattractive.

Friend:Omg who is that girl she just grabbed my ass, i feel so violated.

Me: oh thats the token fat chick.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

token of my appreciation

To leave a turd in the bowl without flushing.

Before I depart from this fine establishment, I would like to leave a token of my appreciation. Where's the can?

by gadget October 11, 2003

Token Gay Guy

Justin Timberlake - the gay guy stuck with all the straight wannabees.

Justin Timberlake is the token gay guy no matter where he is or who he's with.

by Bomni November 19, 2004

Token Black Guy

The one black guy in a group of white people who hangs out with them to make the white people look cool while in reality is with them so he can smash as many white girls as possible cuz we all know they give crazy blowjobs.

White Friend : OK ill see u tomorrow dawg! (Goes to give dap)
Token: Ok, (gives dap, walks away)
Token: I fucking hate these people! If i wasnt getting so much head i would snuff all these assoles!

by Tawan May 13, 2005

token dude

the one guy that a girl will always go back to, no matter how much he fucks her around. usually some scummy white boy who thinks his penis is god’s greatest gift

friend one: you need to stop having sex with brian! he’s a fuckboy!
me: i can’t, he’s my token dude! i don’t know what it is but something about him makes me always want more!

by haaaannnnaaaaa November 15, 2018