Weak Sauce

A way of saying that something is lame or boring.

"You mean the phish concert tickets are sold out? Weak Sauce dude."

by Austin August 04, 2004

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Weak Ink

Someone who has multiple tattoos with no muscle mass.

Tom: "Dude did you see that turd at the beach that weighed 120 pounds with 2 tribal band tattoos?"

Jason: "Hell yea I did, that flamer was sporting some major weak ink!"

by Kteezy July 04, 2009

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weak stream

A laughable attempt at a cumshot. Instead of a projectile motion, the seed dribbles down the shaft and nestles in the testicles. Usually accompanied by overzealous grunting and an unsatisfied sexual partner.

Dude: "AAAHHHHHHH! I'm about to blow! I...can...FEEL IT!"
Chick: "Ooh, I want it all over my face."
Dude: "Alright, on your knees, here it comes. Close your eyes, I don't want to accidentally shoot into your eye."
Chick: "Mhmm, yeah."
Dude: "GAAAAH!!"
Chick: "...mhm. Give...it to me."
*Chick opens eyes.*
Chick: "Weak stream."
Dude: "Don't leave. Please, I can do this. This has never happened before. I swear..."
Chick: "I'm not licking your nut off your balls. Get the hell out."
*Dude leaves his own apartment.*

by Comikal February 09, 2009

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shits weak

an expression used to say some is lame, wack, and or useless in everyday life.

eff you hoe, yo shits weak.

by monkeydude1 October 24, 2007

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weak handed

Retarded ass mugfucka's. Word to confuse people.

L1-Do you know who is weak handed.

L2-Who?

L1-You.

L2-OK? (What does weak handed mean).

Ex 2.
Teacher-Why are you failing my class.

L1-Because.

Teacher-Because what?

L1-Cause your weak handed.

Teacher-Good reason. *Walks away confused*

by Woodlawn Feeder February 24, 2009

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