tipler

TIPLER is a responsible person given permission to sell ale. as recorded in 1270.
not connected to the current use of 'tipple' meaning the abuse of drink

a TIPLER sold me my first drink

by george Tipler February 6, 2007

Brown Bear tipper

Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.

John Connor is a Brown Bear tipper

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Tipperary

One of the foremost counties in Ireland.
producer of the finest hurling teams in the countries history.
It has managed to escape from all of that tourist crap they get in Kerry and Galway.

Go on Tipperary, beat those Limerick bastards into the ground

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

TWIPPLE

An affectionate, tender and delicate tweak/twist of the nipple, prompting arousal and possible erectitude.

I'd twipple those norks for a fiver

by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010

Marker Tipper

A post shit wipe job that seemingly never wipes clean. No matter how many wipes, the paper looks like a magic marker tip is peeking out your ass and streaking the toilet paper. Eventually, you just give up and except it won’t be completely clean.

Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.

The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.

by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020

Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper

The arousing act of carefully popping the cap of a wine bottle off using your partner's throbbing anus, and then proceeding to fill the potentially bloodied anus with the distilled beverage. Usually between two men, but can be performed between any two sexes, (provided both have an experienced, prolapse-able anus of divine integrity.)

This one time, me and my buddy Keith performed a Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper on each other, and my buddy Keith, like, I did it wrong, and the whole damn bottle exploded in his ass! I swear man, it was like, beating off to one man, one jar all over again! His glassy ass was bleeding for weeks!

by titty tickler of the seven sea September 14, 2017

Tipperary

County in Ireland that produces the best cider to get you drunk.

Even if they drank bulmers,'till they were fucked drunk,they'd still beat the shite out of Limerick.Even a 4 year old could do it for fucks sake

by gerry80 October 4, 2003