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Tombstone 69

While engaged in the standing 69 position, you pull out while ejaculating and slam her on her head WWE style.
I'm pretty sure the tombstone 69 move I put on Jamie last night left her permenantly brain dead.
by Gunner61 October 4, 2008
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Thompson

a man with incredible iq and intelligence that it makes albert einstien look like a 4 year old,also is an extreme beast and if you added all the weight in the universe times that by 48 you would get his light bench press!!!!!!
Person 1: my god did you see that thompson over there he like just created a hoverboard out of air like wow!!!
person 2: yup he sure is a beast
by lolsszorz October 18, 2008
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Mick Thomson

A massive guy who is the lead Guitarist in the band Slipknot (he's also known as #7).
He uses a B.C Rich Warlock and is under rated because of the band he plays in.
Mick can shred with the best of them!
by Wounded December 25, 2004
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69 Tombstone

When you are doing 69, but once you have blown your load into her mouth you perform the popular wrestling finisher "The Tombstone Piledriver" thus knocking her out so you dont have to have after sex talk and you can just go to sleep.
Jane - "Fuck me John, ive got a banging headache. I didnt even drink that much last night."

John - "Maybe you drank more than you remember, and we did do a 69 tombstone, i mean 69"

Jane - "Yeah Maybe"
by Rob123 February 14, 2008
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thompson

sub machine gun (SMG) used in WW2 namely referred to as thommy gun. great Rate of fire slightly innacurate needs pletny of cleaning usually issued to captain or leader of squad. making a comeback in airsoft too.
bang,followed by other bangs in that time it was friggin amazing that the thompson could do that.
by ghosts_shadow June 23, 2006
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aimee thomson

A very beautiful girl both inside and out. She is very sweet and funny. She likes to tell stories with no point, and laughs for long periods of time at her own jokes. She has a contagious smile that can't help but spread to others. she has a big heart and when she cares for you she makes sure you know, shes a nerd but shes also very gullible, she can always cheer you up...... I love her..... shes my aimee xx
by pete jnr November 21, 2013
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Joshua thompson

A lad with a small penis usually 2-3 inches hard he thinks he is a farmer although he has never seen a (farm) a Joshua Thompson rarely breaks 5 foot at full height he is hated by all and loved by none he thinks he is a world-class karate champion although he only has participation medals I would highly recommended not becoming friends with this being as he will eventually try to engage in a sexual relationship a Joshua Thompson favourite words are (sir) and (diffin)
Man:oh no Joshua Thompson is approaching

Man2: run I heard he is queer
by Licmadic May 21, 2018
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