Take a recently excised colon of a Hamtramck resident, (which has a historically high percentage of Poles), and stuff this colon with the usual goodies of the Scottish dish.
by wanker56 August 10, 2009
Get the Hamtramck haggismug. The most disgusting variation of "dousche bag". It's a person that is rude, fat, smells bad, stupid, and for some reason is as arrogant as hell and ruins the day of any person that comes within a few feet of them whether it's their rudeness or horrible body odor.
by Gen. Pringle September 7, 2010
Get the douche haggismug. by Melmel123 December 4, 2011
Get the Haggis tatties and neepsmug. An old woman who keeps her sons away from people, because she's jealous that she doesn't have her youth anymore.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.
by ThisIsHowItsDone June 23, 2011
Get the jealous old haggy bitchmug. Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.
After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.
by THEBIGVEE March 3, 2015
Get the Haggis, Neeps, and Tattiesmug. by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017
Get the Haggismug. 