Hamtramck

1. (noun) A small town in Michigan, surrounded by Detroit.

2. (verb) When you tear a your significant other's shirt off, then punch them in the head, ejaculate on them, and then throw them out of the house in broad daylight.

1. "I live in Hamtramck, and it's a poor, dirty town"

2. "Oh, no, she just got Hamtramcked"

by Alex Teaspoon February 7, 2006

Hamtramck

A city surrounded by Detroit, Michigan. Hamtramck WAS founded by Polish immigrants, but is now completely overrun by nasty, smelly Arabs and Indians that have taken over everything, including Polish markets.

Polish people are now the minority in Hamtramck.

by Boboo8865 November 14, 2011

Hamtramck High School

Also known as Ham high, is a sad, dingy school in the middle of Hamtramck, by Gallagher St. The building is comparative of a mental asylum, and the people within the building truly reflect that. From its baby-shit colored brick exterior to its continuously brown and dirty interiors, Ham High is a charm. There's always an influx of ESL immigrants, and the kids are fuckin wild. They go behind their parents' backs and do horrible shit. The boys are horrible human beings who like to speed the entire city and create potential accidents. Backed by mommy and daddy for "boys will be boys," these egotistic rats like emotionally and physically harassing girls. Along with the abysmal and cobweb filled classroom, are the illiterate deadbeat teachers that don't know what the hell they're doing. The "Cosmos" team is a joke and the overwhelming sense of pride for this school is laughable. Don't go there if you don't want to be grabbed by a musty wannabe-gangsta brown boy!

"Hey Babe, I'm from Ham High. Where you from?"

"Ew creep. Let's get out of here, this pervert's from Hamtramck High School! Who knows what he'll do."

by BrUbHuru January 13, 2022

Hamtramck haggis

Take a recently excised colon of a Hamtramck resident, (which has a historically high percentage of Poles), and stuff this colon with the usual goodies of the Scottish dish.

"You really screwed up that deal: you're going to have to eat the Hamtramck haggis for that one..."

by wanker56 August 10, 2009

Colonel Hamtramck Homes (Hamtown Projects)

A public housing complex in Hamtramck, MI, considered part of Detroit’s East Side by locals. Known for its tight-knit community, diverse residents, and presence of local street crews and neighborhood cliques.

“Everybody knows the Colonel Hamtramck Homes (Hamtown Projects)—been seeing local crews run those projects for years.”—Hamtown local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

Hamtruck

A colloquialism commonly used on the east coast.

Adj. An adjective with a wide application. While usually used to describe things that are awesome to the point of sheer unbelievability, hamtruck is also used to discuss things that are bad in an ironic fashion.

V. Used as a substitute for "fuck".

N. Something disgusting (e.g. A busted chick)

Adj.: Guy 1: Have you ever seen Pulp Fiction man?

Guy 2: Yeah dude that movie was hamtruck as shit!

V.: Guy 1: Did you ever hear about what happened to that guy who went to New York City to live on the street?

Guy 2: Yeah dude, he got hamtrucked by bum or something.

N.: Guy 1: Damn did you see that girl? I would do things to her that are probably illegal in most states.

Guy 2: Fuck out of here man! She was a total hamtruck

by Bernardino May 30, 2013

Hatrack

A low-life, peasant, weakling, idiot or loser. Someone who will hang hats at restaurants for the rest of his life. Based off on how a hatrack is the lowest on the apparel-hanging food chain

Wow, he failed his math exam? He's such a hatrack.

That guy is such a hatrack, he can't even do one push up.

by Deer N. Hedlites December 18, 2012