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Friend of the family

A straight person with a number of gay friends.

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by GenxGeek February 3, 2012
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Pruned the family tree

Student: You'll have to excuse Jessica's absence today.
Teacher: Why, what did you hear?
Student: She pruned the family tree last night.
by The Dancing Ramses August 20, 2019
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offend the family

to take a massive crap, after which a family member(s) is offended by the resulting horrific odor
by papa squat May 13, 2005
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black sheep of the family

One who veers from the norm. The baddest person in the family. I rejected evil doer.
My brother was the black sheep of the family, he participated in every crime in the book because he wrote it.
by Philly girl March 16, 2021
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Focus On the Family

A 'Christian' fundamentalist fanatical Talban organization founded in 1977 by the self-appointed preacher-teacher-psychologist James Dobson who claims to have been a 'hippie' in his younger days but later 'saw the light'. Or that 'he learned to pray before he could talk'. Depends on what day it is. He DID see a way to steal money. Oh, his ideology 'focuses' on the family and 'family values' alright. As in hatred towards Jews, Muslims, other (real) Christians, homosexuals, 'liberals', the usual rigmarole. Dobson is anti-abortion and advocates violence against Planned Parenthood clinics whether they do abortions in them or not. He even supported the dumb broad Sarah Palin fervently, even when her teen daughter got pregnant just because Sarah is a flamboyant 'GOOD conservative Christian' (as in HYPOCRITE). And he endorses the money-grubbing 'Promise Keepers' rip-off that sprouted in the 90s (remember that bullshit?).

But there's more. He insists on the outdated notion that the sexes aren't equal - the woman MUST be submissive to her man EVEN if he beats the fucking shit outta her. And get this. He says that the teen years are 'tough' (don't we know it!) so his 'solution' is 'father-daughter dances AND dates' as well as having mothers and sons go on DATES! Yeah, 'Take Mom to the Prom'! WHADDAAAAFUUUUUUUUUKKKK!!!!! Incestuous, obscene, sickening to the max! Dobson stepped down as the head in 2010 to host a radio showbut still has a large influence in this CULT.
1. Rage Against The Machine mentioned this fanatic cult with 'They gather round the family/ with a pocket full of shells!'
2. Focus On the Family has a lot of tentacles of influence encircling media, TV, political friends - all intended to fill the pockets of liars and robbers. They probably kowtow to the ANTICHRIST dirtbag Traitortrump too because they sure don't follow the real Christ.

3. If you have a family of your own - focus on YOUR family. Follow your heart, pursue a real religion but DON'T have anything to do Focus On the Family. It's a fraudulent enterprise of brainwashing, greed and hatred.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 25, 2022
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What the family

What Bart Simpson says. When he is surprised, he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet.
Homer: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!
Bart: What the family?
by Al August 10, 2005
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slap the piss out of the head of the family

a slang term for taking a wizz or urinating
Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family
by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007
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