Tentacles Off

to act cool and as if sober when intoxicated.

Guy1: You man this is some good weed.

Guy2: Tentacles off man my mom is coming!

Mom: What are you guys doing?

Guy2: Nothing just doing homework.

Mom: Okay have fun.

Guy2: Tentacles back on!

by Carl Ondiac April 28, 2011

tenticle porn

where you grab a tenticle and put it so far up your ass it comes out your mouth and you look like an octopus

cuzco gave me a tenticle porn video and it made my tenticle happy

by tenticles....... September 28, 2009

Texticles

When you can say anything via text messaging that you can't say outloud or to another person

"That bastard had the texticles to break up with me instead of saying it to my face!"

by Silverflayme January 10, 2010

jew testicles

The testicles belonging to a jewish man that provide sperm to the jew penis which is the largest kind of penis in the world.

The guy has jew testicles, his girlfriend must love having sex!

by rrbe September 20, 2009

Testicles4Change

A popular gang logo in mumbai, india, the 'T4C' logo spray painted all over the city represents rebellion, courage and extreme boredom.

the Testicles4Change (T4C) gang are awesome, but they really need a life

by I_RAMPART_CATS June 16, 2009

tree testicles

Huge hard brown testicles

Kaden has tree testicles.

by IEatPeople1337 December 10, 2013

ozric tentacles

this band that one time they played a show that i was at, have you heard their song "tight spin," the drums on that song are fucking unbelievable.

also when they played "pyramidion" live i almost lost it at least once.

by tht! tne October 25, 2004