"tabernacle."
"uh, what?!"
"tabernacle!!!"
"okay..."
"say it out loud!"
"...why?"
"IT'S FUNNY!!!"
"stfu" *smacks*
"uh, what?!"
"tabernacle!!!"
"okay..."
"say it out loud!"
"...why?"
"IT'S FUNNY!!!"
"stfu" *smacks*
by g f b February 27, 2008
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A syndrome in which an individual is obsessed with surfing the internet while working, this phenomenon generally affects a person’s ability to complete projects within the scheduled time table. Symptoms of this syndrome include but are not limited to the following observed characteristics.
• An uncontrolled desire to surf the internet at work regardless of a projects timetable.
• Individuals affected by this syndrome tend to prefer vehicles that are cool ranch Doritos color. Studies have shown that this melancholy hue of blue eases the affected individual’s obsession to the internet.
• It is not uncommon for a person affected with the Tabbert to experience a decline in hygiene and personal appearance. A typical example related to the business environment would be the wearing of wrinkled suits with ankle socks. Most times the suits would need some mending from the tears and holes observed in the work attire.
• Due to the social awkwardness of this syndrome an infected individual would experience a sharp decline in athletic ability or wiliness to be active.
A syndrome in which an individual is obsessed with surfing the internet while working, this phenomenon generally affects a person’s ability to complete projects within the scheduled time table. Symptoms of this syndrome include but are not limited to the following observed characteristics.
• An uncontrolled desire to surf the internet at work regardless of a projects timetable.
• Individuals affected by this syndrome tend to prefer vehicles that are cool ranch Doritos color. Studies have shown that this melancholy hue of blue eases the affected individual’s obsession to the internet.
• It is not uncommon for a person affected with the Tabbert to experience a decline in hygiene and personal appearance. A typical example related to the business environment would be the wearing of wrinkled suits with ankle socks. Most times the suits would need some mending from the tears and holes observed in the work attire.
• Due to the social awkwardness of this syndrome an infected individual would experience a sharp decline in athletic ability or wiliness to be active.
The mental degradation of infected individuals leads to the classification of three levels of Tabberts . These three levels are classified by the following:
• Level 1: Generally considered as a low level Tabbert. Usually at this level the individuals work has a slight deviation from the norm. But the obsession to the internet is fed by the notion of seeing the end of the internet.
• Level 2: 90 percent of affected individuals fall into this classification. At this level, the individual becomes severely introverted, the subject’s work ethic becomes severely affected and a weird obsession with Cool ranch Doritos blue begins to surface. Athletic ability begins to become affected. A strange but common characteristic of infected subjects at this level is claiming that the end of the internet has been reached multiple times.
• Level 3: is the observed level. Only one known person is affected at this level. Therefore, statistical data relating to the characteristics of infected individuals cannot be formulated at this time
• Level 1: Generally considered as a low level Tabbert. Usually at this level the individuals work has a slight deviation from the norm. But the obsession to the internet is fed by the notion of seeing the end of the internet.
• Level 2: 90 percent of affected individuals fall into this classification. At this level, the individual becomes severely introverted, the subject’s work ethic becomes severely affected and a weird obsession with Cool ranch Doritos blue begins to surface. Athletic ability begins to become affected. A strange but common characteristic of infected subjects at this level is claiming that the end of the internet has been reached multiple times.
• Level 3: is the observed level. Only one known person is affected at this level. Therefore, statistical data relating to the characteristics of infected individuals cannot be formulated at this time
by jefftheboat October 8, 2009
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the most beautiful and amazing person ever. she’s so so talented and funny. always makes people smile.
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Get the Tamzin Taber mug.Fr. Canadian. An expression of surprise, warning ('look out!), astonishment, or disgust. Alternate spelling of tabarnak.
by userboy May 16, 2013
Get the tabernac mug.Pronounced tabernack and a half. Expression used by English Canadians to express wonder. It can equally be used to express anger
by DENIS LETOURNEAU July 14, 2008
Get the Tabernacle and a half mug.A deliciously delicious potato product, made from the remains of french fries. The texture is that of potato cakes/hashbrowns and they're shaped into small cylindars.
by alyssia_ November 19, 2005
Get the tatertot mug.Tabernacle is a small town in the middle of nowhere, where the coolest, most achieved children are breed. Most of the kids have relatives who live a mile away from them, and we find it fun to quad and dirtbike. The highlight of Tabernacle kids weekends is having a beer by a bonfire in the "pit". These well breed children will filter into Seneca Highschool, which is a great highschool, full of drunks, and stoners. The sports teams used to be a joke, but are becoming legit. There might not seem like there is alot to do in this small town, but it sure is a hell of a good time living here. The state troopers never think it is as funny as we do, and Leos and Wallers & Nixons is where its at.
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