swaffledunk

To be victorious by a large amount yet it only benefits oneself as much as if you were victorious by a normal amount; To overkill with grace.

(In a game of Hearthstone)
Dude 1: *Is on one hp*
Dude 2: *Kills Dude 1 with an eight damage blow*
Dude 2: Get swaffledunked, bitch!

by Clear Lens Cap November 20, 2015

Staffler

Someone who begs for staff. (Example: Discord servers, hardware manufacturers)

My friend is always such a staffler.

by Trolly rolly December 15, 2018

swaffelen

a NYC reinvention of the dutch word used to describe the act of leaning forward, when a subway passenger is seated directly in front of you, so that your crotch is directly in their face.

"Don't swaffelen me, there's plenty of room on the train!" LiLi shouted at the creepy man standing in front of her.

Sitting on the train, the sudden jolt of the subway caused the man to fall forward, temporarily swaffelening poor Rose.

by lilajane November 18, 2011

swaffoe

a bum that is hiding under a rock with a crackpipe

look its a swaffoe he sleeps underneath a newspaper

by swaff1 May 19, 2007

Snaffle

A small piece of plastic straw used to snort substances with.

Mandem, pass me the snaffle so I can sniff this line.

by snaffler June 15, 2021

swaffed

when a live-in relationship ends with one party gaining all the merch, ie, the house, the kids, the car.

Where's your dog?
"Damn, I got swaffed! The ex took everything! Rotten swaffer!"

by Eva Harris & Michael Carrasquillo September 27, 2007

Swaffles

Soggy waffles. Much like Ookie Cookies and Biscuits and gravy, but the waffle holes hold the jizz alot better for the all you can eat feeling.

You guys totally busted out into swaffles last night around 4 am.

by hawk239128 June 16, 2009