Definitions by lilajane

swaffelen

a NYC reinvention of the dutch word used to describe the act of leaning forward, when a subway passenger is seated directly in front of you, so that your crotch is directly in their face.

"Don't swaffelen me, there's plenty of room on the train!" LiLi shouted at the creepy man standing in front of her.

Sitting on the train, the sudden jolt of the subway caused the man to fall forward, temporarily swaffelening poor Rose.

swaffelen by lilajane November 18, 2011

freckles 

a synonym for "fuck" that is derived from a MAD TV skit and is utilized, not to mention celebrated, by Norwegian Surf Gods the world over.

"James is freckles awesome."
"What the Freckles?! I just lost a game of pool to a girl!"

WARNING: using this word to refer to sexual intimacy, such as "I want to freckles you," may cause an extremely adverse reaction from the potentially "freckled." HANDLE WITH CARE.

freckles by lilajane June 25, 2009

let 

a shortening of the saying "let it be" and also derived from the Norwegian pronunciation of "easy," it means "ease up," "chill" or "take it easy."

"Did that guy just cut me off? I'm going to kill him!"
"Let, sweetie, let. He's just trying to get to the airport on time."

let by lilajane June 25, 2009

warden

a girlfriend or boyfriend who regularly hacks into your email and reads it without your knowledge.

Damn, that boy is a total Warden. He's been reading my gmail for months. DTMFA.

warden by lilajane May 16, 2008