scrumptrocity

the quality or state of being absolutely scrumptious.

- almost to the point of being too scrumptious.

This chicken pot pie is a scrumptrocity.

An el and 2 forties... sounds like a scrumptrocity against mankind.

by bigolenastyman February 10, 2008

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line of scrumpage

Similar to the line of scrimmage in football. It's an imaginary line that you have to get to (through dates, flowers, begging, etc.) before a girl well let you scrump her - aka fuck her.

It can also be the crossing into an area inside or outside that you go to fool around.

Billy: I've tried everything with Beth and she won't let me in there.
Fred: It's 4th and 20. You'll never make it to her line of scrumpage dude. Just punt her away.

Dave: Check out Dan and Steph walking away from the campfire together.
Tim: He's taking her into the dark. I can still see them, still see them...and they're gone.
Dave: They crossed the line of scrumpage.

by Prophecyrob June 17, 2009

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scrumpter

The scrumpter is the rare act of reverse road-head. The driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger of said vehicle while operating the vehicle at high speeds. Known only to occur when planned. Usually filmed simultaneously.

So I was in the car with my girl when she leaned over and gave me the scrumpter.

by Chaps April 10, 2005

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scrumpable

adjective describing a male that you want to have sex with.

Inuyasha and Orlando Bloom are both very scrumpable.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004

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Scrumpa-doodoo

1.)The complete and utter opposite of class and wealth. Scounging and lax in personal hygiene.
2.)One who looks like they stink before you actually smell them.

Damn! What a Scrumpa-doodoo bum.

by Crystal and James January 20, 2007

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