stacey's mom

a older woman you are attracted to and unable to attain
originates from a popular kick ass song by fountains of wayne

stacey's mom has got it going on. she's all i want, and i've waited for so long.

by ticonmyderoga January 2, 2005

off strategy

You're doing everything right, but your dumbass professor doesn't think so.

Student: Here's my project. I followed your exact specifications.
Gord: YOU'RE OFF STRATEGY!
Student: fuuuuuuuuuuuccckk

by fuuuuuuuuuuuccckk November 24, 2009

stratejacket

Alias of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony Member Wish Bone.

"Wish Bone" aka "Stratejacket", "Big Wish"

by Lamin Badibo September 12, 2007

Strategically Late

The process of showing up too a dinner party late, not to be fashionable, but to wait until others are already there so you can strategically sit next to people you want to, and more importantly, away from those that you don't.

I dropped a deuce in my pants at the thought of spending two hours next to that fucking popinjay Cass D., so I made sure I came strategically late, to know where he was sitting and I sat at the other table.

by Mark Scott 69 February 27, 2009

Stragedy

1. When your strategy fail
2. When your strategy leads to a tragedy or failure

(when you are playing chess with your friends and you just got pwned) Man,I was so close at beating you but my strategy becomes a STRAGEDY.

by Vedaxx March 12, 2010

Stacer

Moderately good looking guy usually middle-aged who is always ready to order a drink or finish a drink. Loves to collect garbage, especially cords. Always ready to destroy the upstairs bathroom like the Mongols decimating a small village and never leaves the fan on, so that nearby victims can bask in their misery. A Stacer has its own set of time. Sometimes they are late, certainly never early, may not show up at all. Stacer loves a deal, a coupon or a discount on anything even things they don't use.

Q: Have you seen Stacer, I ordered him a drink?
A: I think he is destroying the upstairs bathroom again, but you can bet he will be down to finish that drink, its Stacer!

Q: Is Stacer coming?
A: Probably not, he said he was, but there was a sale that specialized in unusable computer parts from the 70's, there might be some cords he doesn't need.

Q: What is Stacer doing?

A: Well there was a coupon for knitting needles so he's buying those.

Q: Oh, Stacer knits?

A: No, not at all, but there was a coupon.

by knowy knowitall February 22, 2022

Lazard Strategy Question

A delusional email intended to confuse the recipient.

IBanker I: Hey man, I just received another Lazard Strategy Question in my inbox, who do you think keeps sending these things?

IBanker II: Probably some of those analysts at Drexel, they've been doing a lot of jeb recently... Can you please forward it to me and copy my analyst?

by BruceW April 16, 2009