Stacer
Moderately good looking guy usually middle-aged who is always ready to order a drink or finish a drink. Loves to collect garbage, especially cords. Always ready to destroy the upstairs bathroom like the Mongols decimating a small village and never leaves the fan on, so that nearby victims can bask in their misery. A Stacer has its own set of time. Sometimes they are late, certainly never early, may not show up at all. Stacer loves a deal, a coupon or a discount on anything even things they don't use.
Q: Have you seen Stacer, I ordered him a drink?
A: I think he is destroying the upstairs bathroom again, but you can bet he will be down to finish that drink, its Stacer!
Q: Is Stacer coming?
A: Probably not, he said he was, but there was a sale that specialized in unusable computer parts from the 70's, there might be some cords he doesn't need.
Q: What is Stacer doing?
A: Well there was a coupon for knitting needles so he's buying those.
Q: Oh, Stacer knits?
A: No, not at all, but there was a coupon.
A: I think he is destroying the upstairs bathroom again, but you can bet he will be down to finish that drink, its Stacer!
Q: Is Stacer coming?
A: Probably not, he said he was, but there was a sale that specialized in unusable computer parts from the 70's, there might be some cords he doesn't need.
Q: What is Stacer doing?
A: Well there was a coupon for knitting needles so he's buying those.
Q: Oh, Stacer knits?
A: No, not at all, but there was a coupon.
Stacer by knowy knowitall February 22, 2022
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