Event Staff

A trigger word used to initiate a heist upon a cross country or track event. Usually purchussing event staff or official jackets, vests, hats, etc.

"Oh golly goodness glumpter! We should Event Staff, theres no one around!'

by Tshchlerky January 9, 2023

Holding a staff meeting

Another term for male masturbation.

Hey man want to come over my house after school? Sorry bro I'm holding a staff meeting at 3 I can't.

by Lennox81 September 9, 2011

Staffs

A word used when someone over exaggerates

Example:

Steve - I had sex with 50 men on the weekend

Bob - Staffs!

by Dick Cheese June 5, 2005

stafoo

STFU pronounced aloud

STFU means to shut the fuck up and is one of the better online acronyms


got something to say about this defintion then you can stafoo!

bob: STAFOO
lexi: STAFOO BITCH
bob: it doesn't work if we both do it =(
lexi: noone:*cares*

by theeclique February 23, 2004

Skoaf

A mixed bowl of tobacco and marijuana.

Classified by the level of "spice" per bowl.

Should we sesh a skoaf?

I packed you a stinkin' spicy skoaf.

Dude, I took a skoaf and I was spinning for like a half hour after.

What are you doin tonight?
- Just skoavin' and playin THPS.

I took a skoaf after I got back from drinking all night and puked all over the bathroom. Then I smoked a normal bowl and felt fine, went downstairs and grubbed like four quesadillas. Went back upstairs and got packed another skoaf, which inevitably led to puking up the food I had just previously consumed.

by Ladles McGee April 24, 2009

staffie

The free drink/s you get after working at a bar.
The free meal you get after working at in a kitchen/restaurant.

"I stayed back for a few staffie's after work."

by Diego September 3, 2003

Staff Sergeant Major

An unprofessional NCO, whom at the rank of Staff Sergeant, feels he/she is not accountable to anyone else. E-6 US Soldier who abuses rank to obtain pleasure, profit, or personal safety. Any Staff Sergeant who mistreats soldiers of the same or lesser rank, because he/she feels they are entitled to do so by some devine power without any consequence or intergity.

Staff Sergeant Major Dixon is such a dugan. He never tells his section NCOIC where he is at because they both are the same rank and he feels his rank is more important than duty position or accountability.

by TribalSoulJah October 13, 2011