Wicked stepfather

A comedic request line from an older man to younger woman.

Do you want me to be the wicked stepfather you never had?

by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016

step-douche

That thing your mother marries when your father and her aren't together anymore. It's basically his life goal to make your life a living hell. You're mother is too blind to see it, but you just want to give him a solid kick in the face, or stab. Whatever.

"The step-douche gave me a shit list of chores yesterday."

by TAMC September 17, 2012

a red headed stepchild's rental mule

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

stepdad issues

Whatever William Haynes has with the media

Daren: Is stepdad issues even a thing?

Will: Yeah. You know how a lot of people hate their stepdad, that's what I got with the media.

by RVW July 17, 2015

step on me

Wanting someone you find sexy to actually step on you, displaying dominance over you.

Could also be said by someone with a foot fetish

Oh dear lord she's fine, I want her to step on me!

by Sophoenix January 14, 2017

stepsucker

A step parent, either male or female, whom weds someone that has children from a prior failed relationship. The "stepsucker" provides shelter, clothing, food, financial support, stability, etc., etc. to stepchildren that always take yet do not give and are more than willing to live off of someone they resent and have no respect for. The "stepsucker" is permitted the obligation of having to help raise the children but are not allowed to discipline them. Any step parent that is called dad or mom by loving appreciative children is exempt from this definition.

After opening the big expensive presents and tossing the wrapping paper onto the floor the children were asked by their step parent to please pick up the trash and put it in the bin to which the step children replied, " You can't tell us what to do your not our real parent, your just the stepsucker, LOL"

by jpg3 August 9, 2010

Step on a lego

Instantaneous painful death

I hope you step on a lego

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018