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Step-douche 

An asshole step dad who tries to control you even though he's totally not your dad.
Friend: Hey you should totally come to the party with us!
Me: Sorry man my step-douche has grounded me

Friend: What why?
Me: He thinks he can fucking control me
Step-douche by I.have.no.life97 September 29, 2017

step douche-bag 

That thing your mother marries when your real father is no where to be found. At first he seems okay, he buys your family stuff and is seemingly nice. Then after a couple of months of marrige to your mother he becomes more assholish, then him and your mother are fighting, and what does the asshole do? He punches your mother in the fuckin face! He is the anti-christ. Don't be suprised if you want to kill him or throw something at the sumer toothed son of a bitch!
Chicka 1: I hate my step dad he is such an asshat
Chicka 2: yeah, I hate my step douche-bag too...
step douche-bag by cheypie101 February 11, 2010