A very rare, serious, and extremely contagious STD caused by coming in contact with the genitalia(s) of someone already infected.
Symptoms of the disease include a hunched back due to the spinal cord being replaced by a flaccid penis, and a protrusion that looks similar to an Adam's Apple, but is actually a penis growing in the throat.
If the infected person touches themselves on another part of their body after touching their infected genitalia, that part therefore becomes infected, causing a new penis to grow. Serious reported cases include a number of penises ranging from 3-5 on the infected person's body.
Size varies due to the amount of contact made to the infected area. Penis growth/size can range from 1 inch wonders to 13 inches in the largest reported case.
The only cure for Stanek's Disease is to have all of the penises surgically removed, but the disease cannot be fully eradicated. Removing the penises can sometimes cause 2 more to grow back in their place.
Stanek's Disease is a rapidly spreading epidemic. Please, if you think you may be infected, contact a doctor immediately.
Symptoms of the disease include a hunched back due to the spinal cord being replaced by a flaccid penis, and a protrusion that looks similar to an Adam's Apple, but is actually a penis growing in the throat.
If the infected person touches themselves on another part of their body after touching their infected genitalia, that part therefore becomes infected, causing a new penis to grow. Serious reported cases include a number of penises ranging from 3-5 on the infected person's body.
Size varies due to the amount of contact made to the infected area. Penis growth/size can range from 1 inch wonders to 13 inches in the largest reported case.
The only cure for Stanek's Disease is to have all of the penises surgically removed, but the disease cannot be fully eradicated. Removing the penises can sometimes cause 2 more to grow back in their place.
Stanek's Disease is a rapidly spreading epidemic. Please, if you think you may be infected, contact a doctor immediately.
Person 1: Dude, I heard that girl over there has Stanek's Disease.
Person 2: Shit, man, I don't want another dick!"
Person 1: Let's get the fuck outta here!"
Person 2: Shit, man, I don't want another dick!"
Person 1: Let's get the fuck outta here!"
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Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.
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Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Stanley was happy.
Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Stanley was happy.
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