Squeegee

A bum ass nigga who leeches and takes everyones leftovers

Originated from - Chris , c hise, big flar HN

"that nigga cj is a worthless bum who has nothing in life, he's also a Squeegee half assed slob of a man"

by CJsabum November 16, 2025

rocket squeegee

The act of hiring a preferably cheap prostitute and having her spray you with windex. Then she will mount you and proceed to run her high milage vagina all over your body which will then create the squeaky sound of a squeegee.

Bro I totally got rocket squeegeed last night!

Man that's just gross, seriously don't tell me these things.

by The Name November 20, 2013

Curdish Squeegee

(Verb) (Action) : To lightly glaze the breasts of a recognized sweaty woman with semen, to squeegee said semen off of the breast with one's penis, and, then, enjoy the sensation of oral sucking applied of said breast infused semen from one's phallus.

I was going to superman that hoe, but she told me she needed that Curdish Squeegee.

by JusttheSqueegee June 3, 2018

Street Squeegee

A low rider car that almost touches the ground

Hey man, your car is a total street squeegee!

by Momknowsall January 6, 2019

Burrito Squeegee

The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.

"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."

by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019

Hot Squeegee

When you cum on your girls face, and then rub it in with your duck.

“And the he gave me a hot squeegee like I was a fucking car!!”

by Shnizz Bizzler March 2, 2022

Siberian Squeegee

When you ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and she pushes the semen down her belly and into her vagina after you leave the room.

I didn't know Dave had a kid. Yeah man, that ho Felicia trapped him using the Siberian Squeegee.

by IgotGOT July 30, 2022