bum sponging

Being a leech and soaking up all of someone else's resources.

"You be bum sponging off my whole family"

by BumSponger1 May 15, 2014

K-Snooching

The act of snorting ketamine off of someone else's gooch. The purest form of love known to man, anyone who is willing to be K-Snooched is an absolute unit of a human being, and should be married on sight. Particularly appealing after a hard day of work, or a sweaty workout to get the gooch proper moist.

"I K-Snooched your mother last night" - Past Tense of K-Snooching

by TheGoochiest November 30, 2021

scouching

sledding....on a couch...instead of a sled

Mary- "Hey Joe, wanna go sledding today?
Joe- "Fuck no mary, I'm going scouching."

by ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhlame January 19, 2011

slouching

A human position that is commonly used while a person is sitting down. This position is also known as the "Tariq", named after the famous Tariq Ahmed. He used the art of slouching to seduce many women.

Man look at that guy slouching! He must get a lot of girls!

by Tariq Ahmed December 14, 2008

Scooching

Action of a dog running his ass across a carpet

Fido is scooching on my Ikea rug

by J Conde October 27, 2005

Spocking

SPOCK is a sexual act that involves three up the pink, TWO IN THE STINK. A Sexual act. (Created by Oudy Darkbane and Cuntney(

Jamie spocked Sean and Luke in the shower.

by Oudy Darkbane and Cuntney December 22, 2004

Slonching

The perfect word to describe when someone is chewing obnoxiously with their mouth open.

Stop slonching at the dinner table

by Caninmirror January 10, 2019