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Jerry Springered

To cause your family members to become like the guests on the Jerry Springer show. To cause family members to become unwilling guests in your own version of the Jerry Springer show.
While fucking my girlfriend in the dark, I made her smell and suck some dirty creamed skid-marked panties I had stolen from her daughter's laundry hamper. Afterwords, I told her what I had done and she said "man that is hot!". I Jerry Springered that whore!
by Panty Thief November 3, 2008
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jerry springer

an adjective used to describe a crazy confrontational jealous female
when I bailed on happy hour last week and she saw me tagged on Facebook with another woman, she went all jerry springer on my ass...
by doc SM March 3, 2014
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splorange

When two people meet in a doorway and keep stepping side to side in the same direction. Continually obstructing each other.
Dude I walked into Marty and we totally sploranged. We didn't get out of each others way for like 5 minutes.
by noeledge June 20, 2013
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Jerry Springer mindset

Derived from typical topics on the Jerry Springer Show. It is the frame of mind or typical thought pattern that someone has when they believe the normal course of life's interactions should resemble the unrealistic, overly dramatic, and emotionally immature actions that are seen on the Jerry Springer Show.
I'm not sleeping with the neighbor, not planning to run away with my married ex, and no my babies daddy's aren't the husbands of my best friends - so you need to turn off that Jerry Springer mindset of yours!
by normal is nice April 8, 2011
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Splorange

This word can mean anything; it is up to the discretion of the user. This word exists for the sole purpose of providing a word in English that rhymes with "orange."
Most don't know the meaning of "splorange,"
cause it's just a word that rhymes with "orange."
by Timbotron3000 July 11, 2006
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splerge

a word used to describe a man spewing onto a womans face. also used as in go crazy with hookers
he splerged onto her face.
he splerged on all those hookers
by willdude November 23, 2004
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Jerry Springer

A show that uses actors.

A show that exists to make all white people look like trailer trash.

A racist,anti-white people,propaganda show that is designed to make all white people look dumb.
Jerry Springer is a sick perverted freak who gets aroused by his show when he manufactures episodes that center around incest and pedophilia and interracial gay and lesbian action.

Jerry Springer is a racist.

Jerry Springer's show uses actors to make white people look terrible.

Jerry Springer is your typical Democrat bastard.
by Towelie July 22, 2006
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