vow of shastity

when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)

have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Shasta

Cheap, but great-tasting soda brand. Was available everywhere until the 1980s or so, today it's rather difficult to find compared to Pepsi or Coke.

Also a name for a mountain in California, and the name of a defunct camping trailer company.

"Wow! I haven't drank Shasta in years!"

by Jon Revelle February 24, 2009

slasted

A word meaning the same as "owned," "pwned," "pwnz0red" or any of the ridiculous and pathetic l33t terminology used online and in groups of nerds. Its primary usage though is to stand-in for the words "owned" or "pwned" and make nerds use it to sound even more like idiots. It's a completely false word, and only exists to torment losers.

"That chicken pot pie got slasted!"

or

"Yesterday I was walking behind this old man. Suddenly his cane gave out, he fell, and he broke his hip! He got SO slasted!"

Well done Friar Tuck, well done you dumbass.

by K.A. Stohvo June 11, 2005

shastalammagexcore

Of or like Shasta, having Shasta like qualities characterized by extreme lameness.
Being extremely lame.

Girl: Did you go the party on Friday?
Boy: Yeah, it was shastalammagexcore. I got kicked out by somebody who wasn't even the host.

Girl: That girl is so shastalammagexcore. Check out her nasty Aladdin sweatshirt!

by Sahara April 18, 2005

Shnasty

To feel pretty shitty and nasty at the same time.

Damn son, I'm feeling pretty shnasty after last night.

by Shmallison April 22, 2006

Shasty

Adjective describing things that are messed up or wrong

That Girls face is shasty.

by Wes Rivers August 6, 2004

shasta

A former notorious true AOL (America Online) hacker who seeked mainly for answers, instead of destruction and elite screen names. This eventually led to him being raided.

Shasta was the first one to gain access to Merlin in February of 2003.

by Jeremy101 September 5, 2005