by Wes Rivers August 07, 2004
by the guywho invented shasty2014 January 10, 2014
A person that mixes fake news and real news and conjures a Shasty Chronicles story to confuse the shit out of his co-workers.
Shasty: "Hey did you hear about the giant crab they caught off the coast of New Zealand? It was 50 feet long!
Innocent Co-Worker: "No i didn't that's crazy!"
Shasty: "Yeah they linked it to a nuclear sub that went missing, it must have absorbed radiation and grown giant."
Innocent Co-Worker: "Ummmm...That sounds like something out of a Godzilla movie, you sure about this?"
Shasty: "Oh yeah I read all about it on Reddit."
Innocent Co-Worker: "No i didn't that's crazy!"
Shasty: "Yeah they linked it to a nuclear sub that went missing, it must have absorbed radiation and grown giant."
Innocent Co-Worker: "Ummmm...That sounds like something out of a Godzilla movie, you sure about this?"
Shasty: "Oh yeah I read all about it on Reddit."
by Slayer Rulez February 16, 2023
by Shastyboy22 November 09, 2017
Shasti-Greek for "Goddess of beauty". An olived-skinned Greek beauty that is among the most sexiest of women alive. Men love her, women want to be like her. She lives to please, is the best mom and is extremely loyal.
The sexy curves of this Greek goddess is rivaled by no other woman. Her dark eyes, hair and sex appeal make her a topic of aspiration by other women. Unique and filled with mystery, this beauty, filled with love and desire, is a coveted women. Men want her and women are envious.
The sexy curves of this Greek goddess is rivaled by no other woman. Her dark eyes, hair and sex appeal make her a topic of aspiration by other women. Unique and filled with mystery, this beauty, filled with love and desire, is a coveted women. Men want her and women are envious.
Holy shit bro! You see that chick over there? She took my breath away! I don't remember what I was doing, but I know what I want to do now! That chick is mysterious and sexy. I know she's out of my league, but I'm going in for the kill. She's a Shasti.
by Simon1 January 11, 2015
the act of taking a shit and a masty (masturbation) at the same time.
Also see Spanish double-backhander shasty
Also see Spanish double-backhander shasty
by Cannot June 18, 2008