Snasturd

A sneaky basturd

I was waiting for the parking space but when i reached for my phone, some snasturd took it.

or
Those snasturds just stole my baby!

by petiteJ December 11, 2010

Snasturbate

Jerking off and sharting yourself at the same time at high velocities

Bro last night was so crazy, me and a girl snasturbated together

by BananaBoi1 September 22, 2017