Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

Elmer Smudge

At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively

It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.

by OkularPatdown173 October 8, 2017

Poop Smudge

When you smear poop on a wall or the side of a small table.

Hey Leroy...Did you poop smudge on my small table?

by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020

Smudged eyebrow

Something is up no one is making fun of my smudged eyebrow 🤬

Smudged eyebrow💀☠

by mennäperille December 10, 2019

Smudge The Blades

Taking sweetgrass or sage to smudge your hockey stick, hockey skates and the rest of your hockey equipment before you step onto the ice, your asking for protection and also goals from the deadly spirit that is watching over you. It is also the brand name of a deadly Indigenous hockey clothing line from Alberta and Saskatchewan!

“Smudge The Blades is the only way I can snipe 3 goals per game, it helps me play hockey better”

Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”

Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”

by Smudge The Blades November 25, 2021

Oklahoma Smudge Pot

When a group of male hillbillies go out in the woods, fuck eachother, and jar each others ass queefs in one jar. After the jar is closed full of the combined farts, they take turns huffing the gas starting with the one that nutted first.

Hey fellas! Let’s say we cross the crick to the woods over yonder and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot. It’s been a LONG week.

by FuckYourManager December 20, 2023

Smudge Campaign

The passive-aggressive equivalent of a smear campaign.

The arseholes at The Washington Compost said I like mojitos. Now everyone is going to have a slightly lesser opinion of me. God damn smudge campaign, is what it is.

by ShittingWithShapiro March 25, 2019