Slowassery

Usually someone who is awfully slow...all them time or someone you would call a slow ass.

John kept messing up on purpose so I told him to get out of here with your slowassery.

by LilSpicyy August 29, 2018

slowdive

A British shoegaze band with the dreamiest sounds.

Hey, you should check out Slowdive; they're rad!

by shoegazeisnotded June 17, 2020

slowjob

a slowly performed blowjob

damn, rebecca gave me a slowjob the other night. i couldn't hold back my load after only a minute, and it still gives me chills thinking of it.

by ruff ryder February 25, 2008

Slow neck

Slang for a blow job. Termed from the moving of a neck forwards and backward slowly while giving a blow job.

It was a awesome first date. She gave me slow neck in the parking lot!

by Marty Wood February 18, 2004

slowicide

(v.) The intentional taking of one's own life over a extended period of time, through self-destructive behavior.

It took 20 years, but he finally succeeded in committing slowicide by smoking heavily and drinking a quart of vodka every day.

by AnneHedonia August 20, 2008

Slow Roaster

Unlike a full "hard on" the penis stays in a half errect state for an extended period of time. You may feel like it wants to become harder more errect, however the penis stayed at the same "half boner" state unlil outside forces are acted upon it.

Dude, everytime that new girl from accounting walks by I get a slow roaster...I just need to fuck her!

by Scholly369 July 14, 2009

Slowdive

Makers of Souvlaki - the best shoegaze record ever made.

Lets put on Slowdive and have sex

by Carbonara April 3, 2008