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Slapdicking

To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective
After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys
by Balls Sydon October 29, 2013
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SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up
what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
by Fred July 23, 2004
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Slapdickery

Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.
I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.

I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
by geederd November 28, 2020
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SlapStick

by bezzerwizzer May 14, 2003
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Slapdick

Slapdick,Someone who doesn't know what the hell they're doing and proceeds to fuck up
what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
by wolf15668 October 11, 2013
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slapadick

The act of bitch-slapping a penis whilst the owner of the penis is not awake, and is sleeping. Can be commited by both genders and can sometimes hurt more than a

lot. In fact, quite a bit more.
Friend: I hear you broke up with billy last night! Me: Sure I did. I give him one hell of a slapadick after he told me he was breaking up with me. That penis is gonna have my handprint on it for years to come.
by Bindywindy June 10, 2014
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Slapdickery

It is an adjective which is used to describe the disagreement of someone else ideology, or if something does not go your way.
"I don't know if I can come to New Years at your place this year"

"Why? School doesn't start until Jan. 9th"

"Not for me, next term starts Jan. 2nd"

"That is some slapdickery right there."

"I concur"
by igotpubichairinmymouth November 19, 2011
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