skeeter

pot that you scrounge up from nothing. ie: usually what is leftover after a bag is empty and you wish you had more to smoke

Bobby: Hey man, got a doobie to smoke?
Todd: Shit, I wish man, I just smoked my last skeeter. *sigh*

by Kingcluez September 9, 2009

skeeter

some blue dude on doug who queefs a lot

aw skeeter stop queefing

by T-Money May 1, 2003

skeeterpee

n. A Pruno made from lemonade or lemon juice.

The method of producing alcoholic lemonade.
Name so-called from the usually yellow color of the liquid and is generally a quick thirst quencher on a hot humid day.

Skeeterpee is generally any lemonade recipe with yeast added in and allowed to ferment for 3 to 4 days. Yeast is generally sourced from the slurry after a primary wine or beer fermentation. Since this slurry usually contain live yeast which would otherwise be discarded, it is generally the most cost effective way of making an alcoholic beverage that does not contain artificially added flavor or color.

Hey man you got a beer?

...Nah Bro. I got sum skeeter pee
Wuts Dat man???
Here have some Bro.

Woo Hoo! dis skeeterpee iz da shit!

by thaibu6 November 27, 2013

Skeeter beatin

A method in GTAW welding when you have no gap and you need a full penetration weld and you move your rig hand's elbow back and fourth like your swatting Mosquitos

That root gap was so tight on that fit I had to do some skeeter beatin on over half the weld.

by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014

Skeeter Fairy

She cums when you're asleep and so do you....the girl that causes wet dreams...

Synonyms: cum guzzler, sperm dumpster, your mom, Kylie Jenner, Kim kardashian

Antonyms: fuck boy, Susan Boyle, Hilary Clinton, Your own mom, Bruce Jenner

Related words: skeet, skeeter, cum dumpster, dream girl, fairy

Misspellings: sketer fairy, skeet fairy, skeeter face, skeeter fair, skeet fair

Cole was visited by the skeeter fairy last night.

Tommy was such a skeeter fairy.

by Mlyost May 2, 2015

Skeeter Dick

1. A penis so small it's unrecognizable as a human appendage.

2. A nonsensical word used to distract someone.

1. "It doesn't even look like Bruce has a penis. It's because he has a skeeter dick."
2. Mom: "Did you do your homework?"
Kid: "Skeeter dick"
Mom: "What?"

by MrMelvinheimer October 29, 2015

Skeeter

(Noun) - A person of Caucasian descent who acts in a hillbilly type manner. Also see Redneck, Honkey, and Cracker. Skeeters enjoy loud rock music, cold beer and bonfires. Skeeters can be found in trailer parks and Walmarts. Skeeters are usually not people to be messed with as drunken bare knuckle brawling is nothing new to a skeeter.

Guy 1: "Maaaan, I got beat down at that party in the trailer park last night"

Guy 2: "I told you not to fuck with them Skeeters"

by idontknowmuch August 2, 2016