simp

a person who voluntarily provide money and chat messages through online methods to beautiful girls in hope of getting the fruit but profusely disagreeing with other people confronting him of his action and would non-hesitantly ban people that bad mouth the girl.

ew is this a simp? God would have make another bang if he sees this.

by dan132 August 9, 2020

SIMP

Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be movin' like me
Step right over and watch me put it down
(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to M to the P

the lyrics were too long

Person A : Why are you moving like that
Person B : THERE'S SIMP

by V3ND0R V3N April 7, 2022

Simp

A simp is always defined and associated with the name fatsacker69420 b1fc he himself is the definition of the word itself. Look below for examples of this menace....

Some of the Simp's quotes include but are not limited to "guys stop leave her alone" "Just trust me bro she has no feelings for you just for me man....I PROMISE....." and of course "I must laugh to whatever my queen says"

by VRChat Moderator February 5, 2022

SIMP

(Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy) A SIMP is a person who gives themselves up for a person they like. Usually a cute guy for girls or a gamer girl for guys

Guy on Twitch: *Donates $50 to Pokimane*
The entire chat: SIMP! SIMP!

by BigPpManUnderscoreSixtyNine August 16, 2020

Simp

an acronym from phineas and ferb, S.quirrels I.n M.y P.ants

bro, i got simp!

by French Fries Aren't French June 17, 2020

Simp

Somebody that will obsess over nearly anybody and constantly message them or do things for them trying to earn approval from them in an unhealthy manor. Usually simps are lonely boys in their teenage years. People usually don't like to date their simps . Simps are viewed as gross and obnoxious.

Sarah: Wow Jake is such a simp he won't stop texting me and his messages are so awkward!

by Cobrascissors December 31, 2020

Simp

When a person does anything to get a girls attention

damn barney you just bought her a house and you dont even know her. Barney your a simp dude.

by FREDA SLAVES September 28, 2020