semicharmed

the semi-erect stage of a penis; the stage between a limp penis and one in full erection.

"I didn't have the usual morning wood today when I woke up. Instead, my dick was semicharmed."

by Semicharmed June 11, 2007

silicone pickle

1. A rubber dildo, only functional for pleasing non-discriminating, pathetic women who have enough with a cold, "flexible" item. 2. A person who is pathetic, without self-esteem, or too soft. 3. A dickhead, loser or prick.

First used on the screenplay/future movie "Turn (Marked contrast)", by Frank Vidal.

Joe: "Henry wants to ask you out, but he doesn't have the courage."
Steph: "Well, he better not get it, 'cause I'm not into silicone pickles."

by drfvidal June 11, 2006

silicon valley

Pamela anderson's cleavage.

this is actually an old stupid joke

by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005

samiches

What mom calls sandwiches.

We could bring some samiches.

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005

Sikich

To ejaculate in your hand and smear it all over your own face

After masturbating to gay porn i decided to sikich all over my face.

by finedopedope May 6, 2009

gems wellington silicon oasis

its a school with a bunch of snakes and fake bitches where everyone vapes and drinks and are backstabbing, the boys aren’t hot and neither are most of the girls. the school is absolute shit and ya’ll should refrain from joining :))

look at what shes doing she’s such a dumbass must be from gems wellington silicon oasis

by fuck this shit im out December 7, 2019

silicone valley

a girl who had a major and obvious boob job.

OMG Angela is so fake! Look at her new silicone valley!

by sourban May 17, 2008