Silent Jerk 

when you come home drunk and try to have sex with your lady and she turns you down, you then proceed to turn the opposite way and jerk off without your girl finding out

last night after gettin' hammered drunk i got home and tried to bang my girl and she shut me down, i turned over and pulled the silent jerk

Silent Jerk by TC $$$$ January 20, 2009

silent spoon

to have sex in the spooning position while keeping noise to a minimum, in order that the participants don't get caught. Used in situations where one would get in trouble if somebody found out they were having sex, such as a dorm room bunkbed, a friend's couch, church pews, etc. Usually done with clothes on for stealth purposes.

In the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.

Person 1: Dude, my roommate just ran out of ambien and my girl's in heat, what should I do?

Person 2: Silent spoon bro.

Jenny, shut the fuck up, you're gonna wake up Killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.

silent spoon by Dopey Mcgee September 6, 2010

Silent Shadow 

Slaves to the Jiralhanae.

Likes to kill people for saying their name.

Usually circumcises human for free.

Only useful for getting PKed.

They also sometimes tend to think they can kill a bloodstar.

Damn that Silent Shadow FBO got shit on!

No get that Silent Shadow away from my penis!

Silent Shadow by football slayer September 4, 2021

silent slut

A silent slut is a person who secretly gets around, and everyone knows it but never says anything. Most often guys, or well liked girls.

Girl1: I think Jamie likes me.
Girl2: No sweetie, he's a silent slut. He was with Krista 2 nights ago.

silent slut by SHWANGG September 20, 2006

Silent Auctioning 

The act of staring at a womans camel toe, the opposite of basket shopping.

I was silent auctioning the shit out of this chicks vag today.

Silent Auctioning by TheClucass October 7, 2010

Silent Abraham 

When you successfully ejaculate in the presence of others without their knowledge. After which, you yell “Silent Abraham!”

Silent Abraham changed my family dynamics. I can’t believe my stepdad Silent Abraham’d me!

Silent Abraham by Cummy Fuggletrousers November 20, 2020

silent stalker 

fart
a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation. Yah

Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag. Yah

silent stalker by Big EE November 4, 2004