Domestic Shorthair

A woman or girl with a boy's haircut. Usually frumpy. This looks good on nobody.

Look at that domestic shorthair reading that knitting book.

by thepunisher August 30, 2013

Strawberry Shortcake

Someone with golden-red/bronze hairs in their beard. Prominent with people from Aberdare, particularly a man called Mr. Short.

An avid fan of Fed Smoker. "What's up there chomo".

Popular quotes:- "Flecked Flag Down!" "Fuck aye cunt" "He loves water sports" "By Smec" (in reference to the previous conversation go to touchmycamerathroughthefence.org for more information) "Sob into a crusty sock".

Bleed: You got some ginger hair in your beard!

Mr. Short: No you purple nob cunt they brown hairs see.

Mr. Newton: Strawberry Shortcake!

Mr. Short: CUNT 6m shaft.

by MEMEMEOW69999 January 19, 2022

Strawberry Shortcake

When you wake up to yo man playing the piano and then you guys have intercourse on the piano while he closes the lid and slams it on your head repeatedly and then nuts on your bloody scalp. the cum and blood mix resulting in a strawberry shortcake

Employee: “Hi Boss I need to call out of work for today”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.

by Finleyscallion April 17, 2022

British Shorthair

The most evil, spiteful breed of cat to ever walk the planet. British Shorthairs tend to give you dirty looks 24/7 and stare at you while they plot your death. They are always grumpy and are counting down the days until you drop off the face of the earth.

Person 1: What kind of cat is that?
Person 2: Oh, thats a British Shorthair. Don't make eye contact with them, they will stare you down.
Person 1: OH SHIT!!! (starts running away)

by MJMegaFan1983 April 6, 2021

Strawberry Shortcake

Unprotected sex with your girlfriend's Auntie Flo.

"I had strawberry shortcake for breakfast, it was awesome"

by BlackBeatQueen May 4, 2006

Strawberry Shortcake

A broke bitch.

Shannon spent all her cash on crack, now she's a Strawberry Shortcake.

by A Manly Ape September 17, 2014

Shortcayk

severe mental retardation called JAMIE (Jack-Ass-Mental-Indeficiency-Effect)

sarah: hey shit head!
jamie: wut, yew tawkin tew meh?
sarah: Yea stupidass, you are a tard!
jamie: errrr yah! ima tard, har har.
sarah: laugh it up dick licker!
jamie: har har har!

by tin December 8, 2003