shmookles

A way to catch yourself when about to say that dreaded s-word in front of children.

Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Shhhh-mookles I found another dent!"
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."

by dawordmaster August 6, 2014

shmoofinder

A successful app for finding local pussy.

(Tinder)

"This chick I found on Shmoofinder does ATM and everything. She's a keeper!!"

by Shmoofinder Pty Ltd May 17, 2016

Shmooblydong

Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun baked porta-john

Theres no word to describe it. Shmooblydong? That's not it but it's close.

by Sacajaborris September 1, 2018

Shmoysht

- typically used to describe A pleasant Sound

Ah, that was Shmoysht.

by TAKM April 3, 2019

Shmokin

Smoking epically

Them damn kids got me shmokin

by DaddyDoza January 25, 2021

shmoop

an adjective used to describe something gross and foul and bad

kaden is so shmoopy

by shmoopypants April 19, 2022

holy shmotz

something you say instead of swearing. it's kind of a PA thing but we're gonna try to spread it to boston too :)

"HOLY SHMOTZ BRYAN IS WICKED COOL!!"

by ncarolinas4loverss<3 August 9, 2009