A person who has an unhealthy buildup of smegma and never fucking cleans their genitals because they’re too busy playing fucking Roblox Skibidi Toilet Tower Defense or flicking the bean to Vtubers.
Bartholomew: Hehehe, I can’t wait to play Skibidi Toilet Role Play!
Bob: Please shut the fuck up you fucking smegster.
Bob: Please shut the fuck up you fucking smegster.
by AMadHat September 18, 2024
Get the Smegster mug.1. n. a person who will make smoke anything to alter reality, even briefly. Shwagsternauts are willing to travel into the unknown to secure some cannabis product
2. A name for an IM basketball team at Trinity University
2. A name for an IM basketball team at Trinity University
by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008
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(noun) One who quits a feef session early, inexplicably leading to intense frustration and a life with no friends.
After an hour of mentally preparing myself for feef by sheeshing kief. this shmeesher shat on my face.
by FeefNSheeshALLDAY June 24, 2011
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Get the Shmastered mug.A mix of Shrek and Gangster, usually used by awkward white parents whom has some or little knowledge about the movie “Shrek, 2001”.
by manannaannana January 1, 2019
Get the shrekster mug.A Shuester is the perfect refreshing drink of tropical and semitropical places on the map usually served on a sailboat. It’s two shots of Tito’s Vodka, one large perfectly square ice cube with cranberry juice. always served in a cosmopolitan glass.
Named after the legendary sailor Chris Shuester.
Named after the legendary sailor Chris Shuester.
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