Shitpiphany

A sudden realisation that feels grand and momentous but really isn't.

Hey man, you remember that scene in Point Break when the chief tells Utah that he's young dumb and full of cum? I just realised thats so much more offensive if you say it about a lady.

Wow, you just had a real shitpiphany didn't you.

by T-Drizzle-Lizzle September 7, 2017

shit pit

A state of mind where one wants to dig a giant hole and collect his own or others feces in the attempt to drown in poop.
It can also be a sign of depression

Person 1: You should buy NFTs
Person 2: What if I just drown in a shit pit instead?

by fragmuffins October 24, 2022

Flying off the shitpile

When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.

"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"

by red phillips May 14, 2020

shitpipe

Often referred to as the chocolate starfish or rusty sherrifs badge. this entrance should be appraoched with caution!

"Spread my shitpipe and fuck my arse till i bleed"

"that bitch got rimmed on the shitpipe"

by Stylee September 26, 2003

shitkittens

(interjection) An expression of irritation or anger that exploits the ironic juxtaposition of the scatalogical expletive "shit" with the harmless fluffy imagery of kittens. Also alludes to the colloquialism that one is so nervous/upset that one could birth kittens, or shit something unusual.

Oh shitkittens! I left my cell phone at home.

by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005

shititties

When a girl receives a cleaveland steamer

Blaqk gave me a cleaveland steamer last night rofl i totally had shititties.

by Blaqk May 6, 2009

Shitpipe Sheriff

Another reference to fudgepackers, normally used in annoyance at someone or for general banter. An ass assassin.

(in car)

1: 'i thought we were going to the beach?'
2: 'we are, but the Shitpipe Sheriff here forgot his phone so we've gotta go back.'

by BrownTunnelEngineer September 1, 2009